Straight out of your favorite tentacle anime comes the Hentai Massager Prime.

Is it expensive? Yes. Is it worth it? Who can put a price on this kind of pleasure!!!!

This Vermisplicer-Tremor-Splat build is no personal massager. It has enough enough [Reach] around to get to all of everything's best wobbly parts and wiggle them until they explode with delight, especially during steel path orgies.

Don't bother with load rate mods that you think may make your massage recipients climax faster, you're just going to go limp earlier. Focusing on tentacle girth and strength is going to serve the most customers in the shortest period of time. Your still only a Tenno though and eventually your tentacle is going to go soft. To make sure your not limp for long stick with Pax Charge to make sure no one and nothing is left wanting for too long.

It's not just about girth though is it? No matter the size everyone wants a few extra inches. Without [Sinister Reach] your tentacle is really just a popcan chode. There is nothing sinister about making sure your [Reach] arounds can [Reach] all the way across the room. It's just common courtesy.

I exploded with delight when the above Riven rolled up for me as the extra tentacle load in the magazine leads to over 33% more up time and longer massages for all my friends on the steel path. This riven really is like a magic purple pill made to go 33% longer, [Reach] over 100% deeper, and climax 63% harder. You may find purple pills that are even better than the ones DE sold me but if you don't have any at all then fear not! You can still satisfy everyone with [Bladed Rounds], [Point Strike], or a Primed Bane Mod if you really care about your customers.

Teshin knows that hentai tentacles get better with experience and to help our Hentai Massager truly put the Prime in our name he is happy to supply all of us with an addition strap-on. Primed Merciless really does put the prime into our Hentai and your going to get better with every customer served. It won't take long until everyone on the steel path is climaxing so hard they are moving to another plane of existence!

Even with conditionals turned on the numbers lie. Teshin's strap on elevates climaxes to a whole new level. With everyone's eyes rolling back in their heads and red numbers everywhere this thing makes everyone make a mess. Into a mess?

Wear gloves.