HOI-HOI-HOI, MA DEAR META SLAVES
DIS IS TIME FOR REAL SHIT, OH YEAH
FUCK ALL THE S-TIER GUNS, SWORDS, GAME-BREAKING SHIT AND ANY SENSE
EMBRACE THE GREAT [Fulmin] DE'GENERAT!
WHY DOEZ IT WORK?
CUZ, MA'DEAR, [Internal Bleeding] EXIST AND FULMIN PROCS IMPACT STATUS WITH EVERY FUCKIN' SHOT BEEING AT SHOTGUN STANCE
LOOK AT THAT AUDACITY!
YOU SHOOT FASTA - YOU KILL FASTA
YOU SHOOT SLOWA - YOU KILL STRONGA CUZ THAT 2X BONUS FOR SLOWA GUNS WORKING'ERE
MAXIMUM DAMAGE
MINIMUM IQ
"B-B-BUT TECH-MEK, WHY PRIMARY DEADHED?" YOU ASK?
ITS PROJECTILEZ ARE FUCKING HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
JUST SHOOT OVER ENEMIEZ AND EMBRACE HEDSHOTZ
SHEER AUDACITY
"B-B-B-BUT THRONETECH, 7 FORMAS TOO MUCH"
LOSER
DAT'S TOO LITTLE FOR DIS POWA
BECOME THE DEATH, DESTROYER OF YOUR NEURON CELLS
EMBRACE THE TRUE WARFRAME BROKEN GAMEPLAY
BECOME THE DUMBEST ORK IN DA GALAXY
AS YOU SHOULD BE
AND AS I AM